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    Two friends met after a long time...

    Hey, I got married!

    Oh! Thats good!

    No, that's bad. She's ugly!

    Oh! That's Bad!

    No, that's Good. She's rich!

    Oh! That's good!

    No, that's bad ! She won't give me a cent...

    Oh! That's bad!

    No, that's Good! She bought me a big house!

    Oh! That's good.

    No, that's bad! The house burnt down!

    Oh! That's bad!

    No, that's good! She was inside...!
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  • My Wife Won't Like it... One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out...
  • Wish Fulfillment Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window...
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    Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are...