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    Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?

    Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya.

    Chhote: Hmmmm, tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha maje mein rehta hai.

    Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai yaar, hamesha?

    Chhote: Haan yaar hamesha!!

    Bade: Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye?

    Chhote: Haan, chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye.

    Bade: Kaunsa jaanwar hai?

    Chhote: Saanp.

    Bade: Saanp. You mean Sake? Wo kaise?

    Chhote: Abe saanp ke fun hota hai na, isliye....

    Bade: Bakwas band kar!!!
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