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    Customer (ek ladki): Agar mein aaj cheque deposit karun toh wo kab clear hoga?

    Clerk: Kam se kam 3 din lagenge madam.

    Ladki: Dono bank amne-samne toh hain phir bhi itna time kyun?

    Clerk: Madam, PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na. Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gai, toh aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
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    Boss: Batao wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hotey hain ??
    Larki: Bike...
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    Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya.
    Chhote: Hmmmm, tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha maje mein rehta hai...
  • That's Good! Two friends met after a long time...
    Hey, I got married!
    Oh! Thats good...
  • Talking Parrot! Boy went to buy a talking parrot!
    Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon...
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