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    Husban and wife mein jhagda ho raha tha...

    Biwi: Kaash main apni maa ki baat maan leti aur tum se shaadi na karti.

    Pati: Kya matlab tumhari maa ne tumhe mujh se shaadi karne ke liye mana kiya tha..?

    Biwi: Aur nahi toh kya......

    Pati: Hey Bhagwaan, main aaj tak us nek aurat ko kitna bura samjhta raha jisne mujhe bachana chaha...!
  • Chinese are so Confusing... A Chinese Call center:
    Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
    Operator: Yes you can speak to me...
  • The Proper Procedure Customer (ek ladki): Agar mein aaj cheque jama karun toh wo kab clear hoga?
    Clerk: Kam se kam 3 din lagenge madam.
    Ladki: Dono bank amne-samne toh hain...
  • Forget About It! An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little...
  • Guess What... Ek Larki interview dene gayi.
    Boss: Batao wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hotey hain ??
    Larki: Bike...
  • Snakes and 'Fun'! Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?
    Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya.
    Chhote: Hmmmm, tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha maje mein rehta hai...