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    Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.

    Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

    Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

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    Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.
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