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    Aalsi Mummy
    "EK baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai?"

    Dhamkane Waali Mummy
    "Aane do papa ko, tumhari shikayat karungi."

    Itihaas Pasand Mummy
    "Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari jimmedari sambhalti thi."

    Bhavishya Batane waali Mummy
    "Mujhe pata tha,Yeh tute ga."

    Confused Mummy
    "Mein Insaan hun ya Machine?"

    Selfish Mummy
    "Lunch me parantha tumhare liye diya tha ya tumhare doston ke liye?"

    Shakki Mummy
    "10 me se 10... Jarur tum ne cheating ki hogi."

    Meri Mummy
    "Is Whatsapp ko toh aag laga deni chahiye."
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