If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

    Soda Akbar
    Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
    Rum De Basanti
    Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
    Beer Zara
    Bevde Zameen Par
    Ek Tha Bagpiper
    Talli six
    Rum Maro Rum
    Maine Drink Tujko Diya
    Bewdy Rathore
    Hickk Hick Hota Hai
    Hum Tunn
    Maine Neat Kyu Piya
    Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya
    Ulti Kar Di Aapne
    Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
  • Women are Always Right! Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.
    The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I`m right. Please send...
  • A Wife's Wishes! A woman finds Aladdin`s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes...
  • Pathan vs. Bainya! EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya. Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.
    Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se...
  • Pick Your Saddle Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle...
  • How to Stop Telemarketing Calls... I called at Vodafone Customer Care, a girl picked up the phone.
    Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai.
    Me: Thank you....