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    EK shaitaani Chudel ne 60 saal ke husband & wife se kaha: Main tum dono ki ek ek wish puri kar sakti hun.

    Wife: Main apne pati ke saath saari duniya ghoomna chaahti hun.

    Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur 2 tickets aa gaye.

    Phir husband se poochha: Tum bolo kya chaahte ho??

    Husband: Mujhe apne se 30 saal chhoti wife chaahiye.

    Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur husband ko 90 saal ka kar dia!!!

    Moral: Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chaahiye ke Chudel bhi aurat hi hoti hai.
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