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    Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye jhukta hai.

    Bachche ka Dad: Chest pe haath kyun rakha????

    Bachha: Dad, Mujhe darr lag raha tha isliye.

    Dad: Darr? Kaisa darr??!!!

    Bachha: School mein madam bina haath rakhe jhuki thi, un ke dono lungs bahar aa gaye the...!!!!
  • Love Child! A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don`t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection...
  • Autocorrect Feature! Boyfriend (Texting to his girlfriendf): Hey baby...what`s up?
    Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
    Boyfriend: What...
  • Most Beautiful Pair of Legs! A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
    He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I`ll explain...
  • The Cute Little Thing While examining a female patient, the doctor tells her, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into...
  • Getting Screwed! A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won`t work! The clerk told her that he can`t give her a refund becaus...