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    Santa ki party mein dinner karte hue Banta ke paas Jeeto ji aayi aur boli, "Kya Banta ji, aapne toh kuch liya hi nahi," aur chicken ki ek tangri uthha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

    Party khatam hone par Santa ne Banta se puchha, "Oye yaar Banta, khana kaisa tha?"

    Banta, "Dishes toh sabhi badiya thi, par last mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di na uska toh maza hi kuch aur tha, wah yaar mazaa aa gya ."
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