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    Pappu ke right side ki ball kat gayi. Doctor ne operate kiya aur mitti ka bana ke laga diya.

    After two months Pappu went back to doctor and said furiously: Oye doctor nikal bahar teri maa ki aankh, tune mitti ka bana ke laga diya.

    Docto: Kamaal hai, tujhe kaise pata chala?

    Pappu: Pata toh chalna hi jana tha, LEFT side me baal nikal rahe hai, aur bhench** right side me GHAAS nikal rahi hai.
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