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    Kripya Holi wale din... inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte the...

    Main geeli ho gayi yaar.

    Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo... bas muh pe mat lagana...

    Don't touch my balloons.

    Kapde mat faad, mein dalwa rahi hun na.

    Achha baba, lo laga lo.

    Awwwww.. you made me wet.

    Ek ek karke lagao yaar.

    Tel laga kar ana, warna nahin jayega.

    Yaar mere gubaare mei chhed hai.

    Hold my pichkari while I blow your balloons.

    She: "Your pichkari is not working".
    He: "Blow it from front and then try again."
  • No-Bell Peace Prize John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called `pullets`, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records and any rooster...
  • Change of Plan... A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents` room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see...
  • Don't Put words in my Mouth A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he would tattoo the words "Yes" and "No" on his penis...
  • A Wife's Revenge A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage...
  • Latex Factory! A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud...