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    3rd class ka bachcha apni Miss se kehta hai: Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?

    Miss: Too sweet and cute.

    Bachcha: Toh phir main apne mummi-papa ko aap ke ghar kab bhej dunu ??

    Miss: Wo kyon?

    Bachcha: Taaki wo hamari baat aage chalayein

    Miss: Yeh kya bakwas hai.

    Baccha: Tution padhane ke liye...!!! Miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain...
  • The Ramayana One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse continues to listen...
  • The English Teacher! "Yo, Mrs. Miller," said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.
    My husband and I looked...
  • Reaching Enlightenment! Mulla Nasruddin was walking in the bazaar with a large group of followers. Whatever Nasruddin did, his followers immediately copied. Every few steps Nasruddin would stop and shake...
  • Patient's Dilemma! A woman called up the hospital and said,

    "I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,"
    The RMO replied...
  • All in the Name! A guy walk into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your house burnt down!"
    So he runs...