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    Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.

    Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak Pappu bola: Papa! Dekhna jab main business karunga na, toh achche achchon ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.

    Santa, hairaani se: Achcha!!! Wo kaise?

    Pappu haste hua bola: Gol-Gappe bechkar....
  • Too Much TV... 3rd class ka bachcha apni Miss se kehta hai: Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
    Miss: Too sweet and cute.
    Bachcha: Toh phir main apne mummi-papa ko...
  • Excess of every thing is bad! Mulla Nasruddin`s family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.
    "We`ll not have you marrying an atheist," his mother said...
  • The Ramayana One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse continues to listen...
  • The English Teacher! "Yo, Mrs. Miller," said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.
    My husband and I looked...
  • Reaching Enlightenment! Mulla Nasruddin was walking in the bazaar with a large group of followers. Whatever Nasruddin did, his followers immediately copied. Every few steps Nasruddin would stop and shake...
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