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    A kanjoos boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl

    Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein ek SIKKA phenk dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.

    Lekin ladka sikka phenne ke ek ghante baad aaya aur kuch pareshaan bhi tha.

    Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?

    Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND raha tha.

    Girl: Pagal wo tho 'DHAAGA BAANDH' ke phenka tha, tabhi waapas kheench liya tha...
  • Pappu's Future Plans Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.
    Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak...
  • Identical Horses!!! A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What`s the matter?"
    "Well I`ve got these two...
  • Too Much TV... 3rd class ka bachcha apni Miss se kehta hai: Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
    Miss: Too sweet and cute.
    Bachcha: Toh phir main apne mummi-papa ko...
  • Excess of every thing is bad! Mulla Nasruddin`s family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.
    "We`ll not have you marrying an atheist," his mother said...
  • The Ramayana One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse continues to listen...
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