|A Greek moved to New Zealand and wants to buy a farm.|
The New Zealander says he will show the Greek around.
While walking around the New Zealander sees a sheep with its head stuck in the fence, he goes, oh goodie. He pulls his pants down and starts giving it to the sheep.
When he was finished, he pulls his pants up looks at the Greek and says, "Your turn."
The Greek says, "Oh goodie!!!"
The Greek pulls the sheep out of the fence and pulls his pants down and puts his head in the fence with his bum up in the air...