Kangana hit the ball,
    Kangana took a single,
    Kangana did not reach the crease,
    Kangana Ranaut.

    Sameera went to a parlor,
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    Ratan comes,
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    Ratan goes,
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    Hrithik buys bulb,
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    Lance Armstrong.

    Pankaj got a lottery ticket,
    Pankaj did not win,
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