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    Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?

    RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.

    Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

    RJ: J Haan.

    Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sun rahi hai... wo bhi sun rahi hogi..??

    RJ (Gusse mein): Haaan bhai haan..!!!

    Santa: Hello Jeeto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se Motor chala de... Main oopar chhat par toilet mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!!
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