The Vain Person:
    One who loves the smell of his own farts.

    The Amiable Person:
    One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

    The Proud Person:
    One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

    The Shy Person:
    One who releases silent farts then blushes.

    The Imprudent Person:
    One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

    The Unfortunate Person:
    One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

    The Scientific Person:
    One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

    The Nervous Person:
    One who stops in the middle of a fart.

    The Honest Person:
    One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

    The Dishonest Person:
    One who farts but blames the dog.

    The Foolish Person:
    One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

    The Thrifty Person:
    One who always has several farts in reserve.

    The Anti-Social Person:
    One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

    The Strategic Person:
    One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

    The Sadistic Person:
    One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

    The Intelligent Person:
    One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
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