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    Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye toh sab logon ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia.

    Baba ne kaha: Dekho hum faqeer log hote hain. Hamara mazaaq mat udaao.

    Log khoob hansay. Achanak un sab ko nazar aana band ho gaya. Sab ko laga ki Baba ne un ko andhey hon shraap de diya.

    Phir toh sab Baba ke saamne jhuk gaye aur kehne lage: Baba ji, hamein maaf kar do, ham se bhool ho gayi. Baba ne apna ek joota utara aur sab ko ek ek maara aur kaha: Kameeno !!! Light chali gayi hai. Koi jaa ke generator chalao, mujhe khud nazar nahin aa raha...
  • Santa Live on Radio Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?
    RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.
    Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai...
  • Urgently Required... Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory.
    The boss looked him over carefully. "The sort of person we need for this job...
  • Fun In Names Kangana hit the ball,
    Kangana took a single,
    Kangana did not reach the crease,
    Kangana Ranaut...
  • Oh! Goodies... A Greek moved to New Zealand and wants to buy a farm. The New Zealander says he will show the Greek around. While walking around the New Zealander sees...
  • A Dog's Life An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of....
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