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    Sunny's mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo.

    Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahin peena.

    Maa: Beti agar doodh nahin piyogi toh badi kaise hogi?

    Sunny: Maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi tha, aap bhi nahin peeti thi, phir bhi aap badi ho gai na. Main bhi vaise hi bina piye badi ho jaungi.

    Maa: Achchi bachiyan zid nahin karti, agar meri achchi beti ho toh doodh pee lo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaungi.

    Sunny: OK mama.

    aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon.

    Aur is tarah sunny ne doodh pee liya...

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