A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

    He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

    She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.

    The story continues...
    The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

    Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

    MORAL: Respect the hobbies of your husband.

    Story continues...
    Wife took out his husband's credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

    Moral: Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE.
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