Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!

    What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
    Ingum Dax.

    Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.
    Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
    He is very bissi.

    Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

    Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

    What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
    He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

    How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.

    What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.

    What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

    What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
    An Oto.

    Where does he pray?
    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask.

    Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
    A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

    Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

    Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

    Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
    He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT... KEEP QUWAIT'.

    What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
    "Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where"

    Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
    Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.

    Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free saamble of kokanet oil.
    Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs....
  • Computer Humor! What does a baby computer call his father?
    What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
    Loss of memory...
  • Daru ki vajah! Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...
    1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...
    2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...
  • The Goat and The Horse There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus....
  • Miserly Gift! A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken, which he could...
  • Shhhhhh...... A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow`s absence after so many years of faithful attendance...