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    Ladka apni friend se:
    Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
    Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga.

    Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai;
    Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga.

    Uske jitne paise nahi hain;
    Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga.

    Aur kya chahiye tumhein????

    Ladki: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...? Chal apne dost ka number de...
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    Data.
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    2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...
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