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    Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
    Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.

    Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
    S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain.

    Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye,
    Chhota to Bheem bhi hai.

    Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye,
    Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai.

    Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye,
    Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai.

    Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye,
    Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai.

    Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye,
    Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai.
    v Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye,
    Towel to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai.

    Ladki mein Akal honi chahiye,
    Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai.

    Mobile General mode par hona chahiye,
    Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain.

    Seb meetha hona chahiye,
    Lal to Advani bhi hain.

    Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye,
    Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai.

    Ghumna to Hill Station par chahiye,
    Goa to Pan masala bhi hai.

    Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
    'Hmmmmmmm.' to bhains bhi kar leti hai.
  • Sachcha Premi! Ladka apni friend se:
    Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
    Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga....
  • Mallu Jokes... Mallu jokes are in town...
    What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.
    Where does he pray?
    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask...
  • Facebook Status and Comments A Girl`s Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.
    Comments Left by Male friends:
    1) Awww, so sweet...
  • Computer Humor! What does a baby computer call his father?
    Data.
    What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
    Loss of memory...
  • Daru ki vajah! Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...
    1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...
    2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...
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