|Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?|
Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have orange caps.
Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express?
Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.
Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
Alia: U UCoffee.
Arnab: What's the first name of Modi?
Alia: Abki Baar.
Aamirv Khan: How did India get Indipendence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England. Mahesh Bhaat: Vote dene chalein?
Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain, maine kal DID mein dekha tha...!!!
Einstein says: Be friends with Alia Bhatt and feel like a genius all the time!
Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
A. A Peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia: It's B. An Elephant...
Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami's studio
Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?
Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season.
Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan. Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest?
Alia: Simple, the person who made it.
Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia
Boman: Alia do you know MS office?
Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know.
Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)
Karan: Alia which food do you love the most?
Karan: And which dish?