Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?
    Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have orange caps.

    Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express?
    Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.

    Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
    Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
    Alia: U UCoffee.

    Arnab: What's the first name of Modi?
    Alia: Abki Baar.

    Aamirv Khan: How did India get Indipendence?
    Alia: When you hit a six against England. Mahesh Bhaat: Vote dene chalein?
    Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain, maine kal DID mein dekha tha...!!!

    Einstein says: Be friends with Alia Bhatt and feel like a genius all the time!

    Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
    Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
    A. A Peanut
    B. An Elephant
    C. The Moon
    D. A Kettle

    Alia: It's B. An Elephant...

    Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami's studio
    Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?
    Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season.

    Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan. Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest?
    Alia: Simple, the person who made it.

    Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia
    Boman: Alia do you know MS office?
    Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know.

    Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)
    Karan: Alia which food do you love the most?
    Alia: Desi.
    Karan: And which dish?
    Alia: Pasta.
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    "What did you do?" asks the priest.
    "I`ve committed...
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    Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
    Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga....
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    What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.
    Where does he pray?
    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask...
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    Comments Left by Male friends:
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    What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
    Loss of memory...