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    Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace.

    Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.

    Kapil: Kamaal Hai... Itni Saari Achchi Cheezein Pehan Kar Bhi Tu Bhootni Hi Lag Rahi Hai.

    Ladki Ko Mila Baba Ji Ka Thullu...
  • Logic at it's Best A conversation heard at a local pub: Sam, wish you were here with me.
    But Tom, I am. Look see, I`m right in front of you....
  • Paka Hua Mango! Do ladies ek aam ke ped neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi. Tabhi achanak ped se ek aam neeche gira.
    Pehli lady: Arrey...
  • Alia Bhatt Trolls... Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?
    Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have...
  • Kaisa Hona Chahiye ? Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
    Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.
    Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
    S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain....
  • The Holy Cup! A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
    "What did you do?" asks the priest.
    "I`ve committed...
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