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    5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.

    16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.

    25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.
    Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?

    Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!

    35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.
    Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.

    And The Best One is...
    45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....
    Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.
  • Baba Ji Ka Thullu! Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.
    Girl: Thanks.
    Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya...
  • Man's Best Friend! She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him...
  • Logic at it's Best A conversation heard at a local pub: Sam, wish you were here with me.
    But Tom, I am. Look see, I`m right in front of you....
  • Paka Hua Mango! Do ladies ek aam ke ped neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi. Tabhi achanak ped se ek aam neeche gira.
    Pehli lady: Arrey...
  • Alia Bhatt Trolls... Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?
    Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have...
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