Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
    Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.

    Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

    Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

    Pathan: Wo jis ne safed kapre pehan rakhe hain.

    Dost: Wo toh sub ke safed hain.

    Pathan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko goli maar di aur bola: Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.
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