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    Young people have often resorted to shortcuts when texting. Now seniors have their own texting codes:

    ATD - At the Doctor's

    BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

    BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM - Covered by Medicare

    CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

    DWI - Driving While Incontinent

    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL - Living on Lipitor

    OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    TOT - Texting on Toilet

    WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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