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    RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
    Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
    Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
    Maa: Aag lage is college main.
    Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
    Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.
    Papa: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR:
    Maa: Naukri hi kharab thee.
    Papa: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    BIRTHDAY PAR:
    Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
    Papa: Hamesha aage badhe.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    SHAADI PAR:
    Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho.
    Papa: Khush Raho.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
    Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
    Papa: Mard ban.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST kabhi bhie nahin badalte... Cheers to all.
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