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    Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands...

    A new metal is added to chemistry:

    Name: Husband
    Symbol: Hb
    Atomic Weight:
    -Light when first found...
    -tends to get heavier over the years with time.

    Physical Properties:
    Boils at any time with inlaws.
    Can freeze in front of his own family.
    Melts if sees other women.
    Very Bitter if questioned.

    Chemical Properties:
    Very Reactive
    Highly Unstable
    Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
    Money saving Agent.

    Occurrence:
    Mostly found in front of the TV.
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