|Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands...|
A new metal is added to chemistry:
-Light when first found...
-tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.
Mostly found in front of the TV.