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    A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"

    "Ya," replied the man.

    Not understanding what the word meant he asked another who likewise replied, "Ya."

    So did the third and the fourth man. Then he approached Santa and asked the same question.

    He replied, "Yes sir, it does."

    The visitor further asked, "What does 'Ya' mean? Why did you reply '"Yes sir'?"

    "Sir Ji, an educated person always says 'Yes Sir'. Only the uneducated say 'Ya'," replied Santa.

    "Are you an educated person?" "Ya."
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