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    When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents' conversation.

    He didn't say anything until a week later when a family friend asked him if he was excited about the prospect of a new brother or sister.

    "Yes," said the boy, "and I know what we're going to name it. If it's a girl, we're going to call her Emily, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits."
  • Educated Vs Uneducated A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"
    "Ya," replied the man.
    Not understanding what the word meant he asked another...
  • Crying for the Mother-in-Law A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for...
  • Complete vs Finished... No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, and attended by some of the best...
  • Golf Bet Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger says to Stevie, "How`s the singing career going?"
    Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How`s the golf?"
    Woods replies, "I`ve had some problems...
  • The Secret Airbase United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded...