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    Kabir:
    Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
    Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.

    SE:
    Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
    Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye.

    Kabir:
    Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
    Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye.

    SE:
    Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
    Balihaari Client Aapke, Manager Diyo Bataye.

    Rahim:
    Rahiman Dhaaga Prem Ka, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
    Tode Se Phirr Jude Na, Jude Gaanth Pad Jaaye.

    SE:
    SE Confidence Manager, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
    Project To Barbaad Hoye Hi, Appraisal Mein Waat Lag Jjaye.

    Kabir:
    Dheere Dheere Re Mana, Dheere Sab Kuch Hoye,
    Maali Seenche Sow Ghara, Ritu Aaye Phal Hoye.

    SE:
    Dheere dheere Re Project Leader, Dheere Project Execute Hoye,
    Client Dikhaye Kitni Bhi Urgency, Release Deadline Ke Baad Hi Hoye.

    Kabir:
    Jab Tu Aaya Jagat Mein, Log Hanse Tu Roye,
    Aise Karni Na Kari, Pache Hanse Sab Roye.

    SE:
    Jab Project Aaye Company Mein, Client Hase Hum Roye,
    Aisi Karni Na Kari, Tu Hase Client Roye...

    Kabir:
    Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare, Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye,
    Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare, Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye.

    SE:
    Rush Hour Mein Kaam Sab Karein, Routine Mein Kare Na Koye,
    Jo Routine Mein Sab Kaam Kare, To Rush Hour Kaahe Hoye.

    Kabir:
    Pothhi Padh Padh Jag Mooya, Pandit Bhaya Na Koye,
    Dhai Aakhar Prem Ka, Padhe So Pandit Hoye.

    SE:
    Coding Kar Kar Jag Mooya, Programmer Bhaya Na Koye,
    Do Shabd Copy-Paste Ke, Kare So Programmer Hoye.

    Kabir:
    Chalati Chakki Dekh Ke, Diya Kabira Roye,
    Do Paatan Ke Beech mein, Saabut Bacha Na Koye.

    SE:
    Client Aur Manager Ko Dekhke, Engineers Saare Roye,
    Deadline Meet Karne Ke Chakkar Mein, Saabut Bacha Na Koye.

    Kabir:
    Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye,
    Vaid Bichara Kya Kare, Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye.

    SE:
    Deadline Aisi Dakini, Man Ka Tension Badhaaye,
    Kaam Itna Ho Sar Par, Time Pe Complete Kaise Ho Paaye.

    Kabir:
    Maala To Kar Mein Phire, Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin,
    Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin.

    SE:
    Engineer Gaye sab Cigarette Peene, Leader Phire Office Maahin,
    Cubicle Se Jyaada Time Canteen Pe Rahe, Yeh To Dedication Naahin.
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