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    An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.

    She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

    He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid."
  • Wait Your Turn! A youngster rushed into a barber`s shop and asked to be given a haircut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man," said the barber, "I will get to you after...
  • The Lemon Squeeze A TOUGH Haryanvi peasant swaggered into a restaurant and ordered for empty tumbler and a lemon. He asked everyone to look as he squeezed the lemon into the glass with his...
  • Kabir Vani vs. Software Engineer Kabir: Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
    Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
    SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
    Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye...
  • Police vs Military Since the army is gradually talking over more and more functions of the police, there is much heartburning in police circles. A constable who could not take the reduction...
  • New Baby Sibling When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents` conversation. He didn`t say anything until a week later when a family friend...