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    Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?

    I replied: I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !

    She replied: No problem. I'll ask my son... Love you too... Bye and Take Care

    And my wife read it and......

    Saala, bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha.
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