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    Put your wife in a room and lock it.
    Put your dog in another room and lock it !!!
    Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is 'Happy' to see you, and who will 'BITE' you !

    (You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals who are now divorced and living happily with their dog)

    Don't laugh loud... the extended version says...

    Put your husband in a room and lock it.
    Put your dog in another room and lock it !!!
    Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before.
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