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    A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on juicy carrots, fat lettuces and sighed with pleasure.

    "This is life!" he exclaimed.

    "So you are going to live with us?" asked the others.

    "I wish I could but I really must get back to the laboratory. I am dying for a cigarette."
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    Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
    Applicant: That`s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor...
  • Waiting for a Train Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying on the rail lines? A train may come any moment...