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    Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi.

    Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha: Main Tumse Kuch Puch Raha Hun. Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???

    Biwi: Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhaunkna Band Karo.
  • Army of the Lord! A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend...
  • Welcome to the Family A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to seek my daughter`s...
  • In-flight Service ! On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes.
    However, he was finished in two minutes, so he left the toilet and...
  • The Big Trouble The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
    As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man....
  • Unlucky Husbands Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"
    "My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "What an unfortunate...