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    One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.

    Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?

    Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon.

    Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?

    Pappu: No, no...

    Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?

    Pappu: No, no...

    Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?

    Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.

    Professor fainted...
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