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    A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside.

    The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husband!"

    The husband woke up after he hear his wife's words and ran off to hide in a bush outside.

    Moments later, the husband came in, angry, "What do you mean 'Oh it must be my husband!' Are you saying you have other men over?"

    Wife, "Well, then why did you run away?"
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