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    3 Idiots Part 2

    Rancho: Smiling

    Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?

    Rancho: Bahut Dino Se Facebook Mein Account Banane Ki Ichha Thi...Aaj Bana Diya Hai...Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai!

    Teacher: Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai. Tell Me, What is a Post?

    Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

    Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

    Rancho: Sir...Jo Bhi Facebook Pe Log Daalte Hain Post Hai Sir. Ghumne Gaye...Photo Daal Diya! Post Hai Sir.
    Match Dekha, Score Daal Diya! Post hai Sir.
    Sir Actually Hum Posts Se Ghire Hue Hain Sir!
    Katrina Ki Pic Se Ronaldo Ki Kick Tak! Sab Post Hai Sir!
    Ek Second Mein Comment, Ek Second Mein Like!
    Comment-Like...
    Comment-Like...

    Teacher: Shut up! Account Banake Ye Karoge?
    Comment-Like...Comment-Like...?

    Haan Chatur, Tum Batao.

    Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post.

    Teacher: Excellent!

    Rancho: Par Sir Maine Bhi To Wahi Bola Seedhe Shabdo Mein.

    Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Mein Karna Hai To Orkut Ya Twitter Ke Pages Pe Account Banao.

    Rancho: Par Sir Dusre Sites Bhi To.

    Teacher: Get out!

    Rancho: Why sir?

    Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Mein Bahar Jaiye.

    Rancho goes out and comes back.

    Teacher: Kya Hua?

    Rancho: Kuch Bhool Geya Tha Sir.

    Teacher: Kya?

    Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.

    Teacher: Arre, Kehna Kya Chahte Ho?

    Rancho: Logout Sir! Logout Karna Bhool Geya Tha.

    Teacher: To Seedha Seedha Nahi Bol Sakte The?

    Rancho: Thodi Der Pehle Try Kiya Tha Sir, Aapko Pasand Nahi Aaya!
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