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    Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha. Apne Banta Ko Bulaya Gaya Interview Ke Liye.

    Interviewer: Aap Nadi Ke Beech Mein Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Apko Ek Cigarette Jalana Hai, Kaise Jalaoge ???

    Banta: Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hain.

    Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan: Achcha!!! Theek Hai Batao!!!

    Banta Ke Out Of The World Answers:
    Take One Cigarette and Throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER...... using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.

    Interviewer: Kya Bakwas Hai.

    Banta's Another solution:
    You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.

    Interviewer: Stupid!!!!

    Banta: Sir one more Solution: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop (TIP, TIP, TIP...)

    Interviewer: Abey Bewakoof, Us Se Kya Hoga???

    Banta: Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna 'TIP TIP Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayee', Us Aag Se Humne Cigarette Jalayee...

    Banta: Sir If that was not enough, I have one more solution: Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous and 'Jalney Lagega'.

    Interviewer Impressed... Saale Ko Maaro Goli, Naukri Banta Ko Hee De Dete Hain.
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