A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style:
    Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, ebay ko dungi !!!

    Santa: Yaar! Main Jo Bhi Kaam Shuru Karta Hoon, Meri Biwi Beech Mein Aa Jaati Hai.
    Banta: Tu Truck Chala Kar Dekh, Shayad Kismat Saath De De.

    A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
    'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.

    A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
    She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.

    Listening to your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"

    The sweetest msg:
    Husband to wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes... She hugged him tightly...
  • Banta in a Job Hunt Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka...
  • Lawyers Don't Lie A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home...
  • Wet Dreams! Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
    "Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
    "Yes, doctor. Usually I see a...
  • Living With Two Sisters! The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
    "Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say...
  • The Frozen Fart 3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The. 1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pani Ki Jagah Baraf Nikalti Hai..