Girl: Hiiiiii.
    Boy: Hi.
    Girl: What happened?
    Boy: Nothing.
    Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad.
    Boy: I'll ask you something... and you have to tell me the truth... will you?
    Girl: Ok, ask.
    Boy: Who is Raj loafer? He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?
    Girl: Please don't say anything about him.
    Boy: Is he your ex boyfriend? Are you still in love with him?
    Girl: Why would I love him... You are my only love...
    Boy: Then is he your brother?
    Girl: No no... not like that...
    Boy: Then who the hell is he?
    Girl: Shall we talk something else?
    Boy: So you are hiding something from me? You have that much close relationship with him... he's so much important to you, right?
    Girl: If I disclose the secret you'll definitely scold me.
    Boy: I'm getting irritated now... don't test my patience.
    Girl: Please Yaar...
    Boy: If You don't tell me I'll break our relationship roght now.
    Girl: Ok, I'll tell you... but promise me that you won't scold me, ok??
    Boy: Oh, ok...

    Girl: Hmmm... That is my fake profile... if no one likes my dp I like my pictures through that id and also post comments like cute, nice, hot, sexy, etc.... etc!!!!!
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