Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha: Kya Gift Chahiye Tumhe???
    Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaafi hai.
    Wife, Kuch Der Soch Ke: Nahin, Main Toh Gift Hi Dungi.

    Ek Marwadi Ne Shadi Mein Damad Ko CHESS Board Gift Diya.
    Damad: Yeh Kya ?
    Marwadi: Badi Tamanna Thi ki Beti Ko Shadi Mein HATHI, GHODE, UNTH, NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun, Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi !!!

    Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband in the next life???
    Arre... Itni Mehnat Se Trained Kiya Hai... Waste Thodi Jaane Denge!

    Wife: Aap Bangkok Jaate Ho Toh Mujhe Kyon Nahin LE Jaate???
    Husband: Arrey Pagli, Jab Restaurant Mein Jaate Hain Toh Tiffin Thode Na Le Ke Jaate Hain!!!!

    Pati: Tum Hamesha Mera - Mera Karti Ho, Mera Beta, Mera Ghar, Meri Car. Tumhe 'Hamara' Kehna Chahiye.
    Ab Almari Mein Kya Dhoond Rahi Ho...???

    Wife: Hamara Petticoat...!!!
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    When I open my mailbox, I find:
    10 banks are giving me easy loans...
  • A Twist in the Tale Girl: Hiiiiii.
    Boy: Hi.
    Girl: What happened?
    Boy: Nothing.
    Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...
  • Stealing a Bus Because they`ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money...
  • Divert Your Course Actual transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations...
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