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    Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
    They never see each other... BUT

    1. They blink together.
    2. They move together.
    3. They cry together.
    4. They see together.
    5. They sleep together.
    They share a very deep bonded relationship...

    However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...

    Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...
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    2. My mother taught me RELIGION...
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