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    1: Notice at Church
    Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers.

    2: Who is a Psychiatrist?
    Is a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, to which your spouse also gives it to you for free & daily too!

    3: Scotch is a brilliant Invention.
    One double and you start feeling single again.

    4: Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that...
    The majority of men have started loving their own wives!
  • Essay on Duck I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick...
  • Knee Pain Remedy for Women!!! Banta: Bhai Santa ! Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ?
    Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya !
    Banta (Hairani se): Achchha ! Kaunsi Dawa...
  • Preparing for Guests Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
    Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
  • Drunken Driving Santa Aur Banta Daaru Pee Ke ghar Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Marwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar....
  • My Mother Taught Me... 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
    2. My mother taught me RELIGION...