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    Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.

    Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai, Par Mareez Ghabraya Hua Hai!

    Doctor Bola: Oh! Bhai Operation Karna Padega, Bahut Kharcha Aayega... Taiyaar Ho?

    Mareez: Kuchh Bhi Karo, Jaldi Karo. Kameeni Ne Mara Hua Soch Kar Uthaya Bhi Nahin!!

    Itne Mein Doctor Ki Biwi Ka Phone Aa Gaya.

    Doctor: Hellooo...

    Biwi: Hello Ko Maro Goli! Main Ek Musibat Mein Phas Gayi Hun, Jaldi Se Koi Raasta Batao.

    Doctor: Kaisi Musibat???

    Biwi: Maine Car Chalate Hue Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Vo Shayad Mar Gaya Hai.

    Doctor: Aadmi Ne Kapde Kaise Pehen Rakhe The?

    Biwi: Hari T-shirt Aur Black Pant.

    Doctor: Oh! To Us Ko Tumne Maara Hai? Police Khooni Ko Talaash Karti Hui Ghoom Rahi Hai.

    Biwi: Toh Ab Mein Kya Karun?

    Doctor: Karna Kya Hai... 4-6 Mahine Ke Liye Maikey Chali Jao, Jaldi.

    Patni: Theek Hai Jaa Rahi Hoon.

    Mareez: Doctor Ji, Karo Na Kuch!

    Doctor: Bhai Kuch Nahin Hua Hai Tujhe... Yeh Piase Pakad Aur 4-5 Beer Le Aaa Jaldi Se... Dono Piyenge... Aur Haan, Please Ye Hari T-shirt Nikaal Ke Jaa.
  • The Story of EYES! Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
    They never see each other... BUT, 1. They blink together.
    2. They move together...
  • Essay on Duck I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick...
  • Knee Pain Remedy for Women!!! Banta: Bhai Santa ! Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ?
    Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya !
    Banta (Hairani se): Achchha ! Kaunsi Dawa...
  • Preparing for Guests Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
    Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
  • Drunken Driving Santa Aur Banta Daaru Pee Ke ghar Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Marwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar....
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